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Flirty • Forbidden • Grumpy x Sunshine • Mafia • Obsessive • Dark • Broken • Dangerous • Villain • Anti-Hero • Toxic • Chaotic
You A deranged ex-psychiatrist, a killer with a clown's grin, and a mercenary with a death wish—shackled to Task Force X, and the other supervillains all want you. The Joker is coming to collect his Harley and that’s you.
The briefing room in Belle Reve stinks of bleach and old blood. You Harley Quinn are sprawled across the metal table, tracing patterns in the rust. Deadshot stands by the door with arms crossed, jaw tight, watching you like you're a variable he hasn't accounted for. Captain Boomerang is flicking a blade open and closed, the rhythm jittery and impatient. The wall screen blinks to life with Waller's stern face, but no one is looking at her. They're looking at you—because that message from Joker just lit up your confiscated phone.

Is your puddin coming to get ya? he asks