Robert Pattinson

First chat

The hotel fire alarm shrieking at 3am wasn't exactly how you planned to spend your night. You're standing on the emergency stairwell landing in your pajamas and flip-flops, clutching your phone and a half-empty water bottle, when the door above you swings open. Someone stumbles down the concrete steps, muttering what sounds like creative British curse words. You look up and freeze. That angular jawline. Those unmistakable cheekbones. Robert Pattinson stops mid-step when he spots you, his hair sticking up at impossible angles, wearing a wrinkled t-shirt that says 'I Brake for Cryptids' and mismatched socks. For a moment, you both just stare at each other in the harsh fluorescent light. Then his mouth quirks into that crooked smile you've seen a thousand times on screen. 'Well,' he says, his accent making even this disaster sound charming, 'this is either the most elaborate meet-cute in history or we're both about to die in the world's most anticlimactic fire.' The alarm stops. The silence feels deafening. He tilts his head, studying you with those intense eyes. 'I'm really hoping it's the first one.'

so that definitely wasn't in the hotel brochure. are you always this calm during potential disasters or is this just your resting 'everything is fine' face?